Monday, April 13, 2009

Sweet Saviour

Did Jesus Lay eggs? Was he some sort of savior Komodo Dragon?
Werd! cuz that would be Awesome. Try fitting in Monstrous Dragons in your zodiac sign now. MuwHa-Ha-Ha!

I've always been curious(i really mean appalled) as to why Easter seems to directly relate to a Big-ass Bunny. You guys are bugging.
Stop making your kids pose with that irrelevant, sick looking, costumed freak.

Idk, I just like to hate on unquestioned, handed down, wrongly represented, celebratory days.

:::Facts Fo Yo ASS:::
# Each Easter season, Americans buy more than 700 million Marshmallow Peeps, shaped like chicks, as well as Marshmallow Bunnies and Marshmallow Eggs, making them the most popular non-chocolate Easter candy.
# As many as 4.2 million Marshmallow Peeps, bunnies, and other
shapes can be made each day.
# In 1953, it took 27 hours to create a Marshmallow Peep. Today it takes six minutes.(Talk about supply and demand, Goddamn!)
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Even if we round a box down to only 10 bucks that's 10 times, 7 hundred FUCKING million, are you kiddin' me America!

Whats this Recession you speak of; how about limiting EXCESS, as you would tax luxuries?


(facts from infoplease.com)

-Cee Major: Time Bully

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